Monday, April 22, 2019

Grumpy Old Man Rant time.

"The purpose of an RPG is to tell a story."

That's paraphrased, but you'll find it at the beginning of the 5e PHB, innumerable OSR titles, as well as many games from across the spectrum of RPGs.

I disagree.

I think the purpose of an RPG IS TO HAVE FUN. First and foremost, front and center.

If telling some story where you've been handed a bit part with a detailed character background full of motivations is fun to you, more power to you, knock yourself out.

If you really feel like you need to simulate re-world political and social issues in your game, and resolving them in a way which reflects your world-view helps you sleep at night, great!

But if you just want to travel to exotic locales, kick in doors, encounter bizarre creatures, then kill 'em and take their stuff, and you and your fellow players have a good time doing it, good for you, too.

Or mix it all up, or play in any other of the uncountable ways and reasons we all play. Whatever. Just make sure you're having fun doing so.

But don't tell me there is only one purpose for RPGs, let alone a single one for D&D. Doing so ignores 45 years of history and actual gaming experience.

And now for the wholly anecdotal part: I've seen several accounts the last month of people having a miserable time playing D&D, for many reasons. But the common thread is a lack of understanding of what each of them wants from the game. You got to get that sorted out before characters are generated. 

 I love D&D. But I'd rather not play than sit through a miserable game, week after week, just because I "need to play D&D".

Have fun out there, folks.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

You're "NEW" Dark Elf race isn't new.

Damnit.

We've seen "new" interpretations of dark elves, paladins, anti-paladins, rangers, ninjas, necromancers, barbarians, catgirls and other furry bullshit, pirates, witches, along with new stats like luck, sanity, attractiveness, etc, etc, etc.... since the freakin' 70s.

It's all been done.

You aren't innovative.

All your shit looks like someone else's take on the same subject that has been put forth 10 or more years ago in The Dragon, White Dwarf, USENET posts, netbooks, forums, blogs, G+ threads, retroclones, "zines', you name it.

Just because you slap an OSR logo on it, doesn't make it "NEW".
 
Yes, I know.  I'm not being "positive and uplifting".   You aren't being creative, either.

Call the Whaaaaaambulance, because I don't care.

And hell no, I haven't published anything ground breaking.  You know why?  Because I know all this stuff has been done before, and I'm not any more creative than anyone else, but I don't have the over inflated sense of self-esteem that makes me think my ideas are "new".

Tuesday, October 22, 2013



They can't stop the so-called "OSR" "publishers" from putting out blatant knock-offs of old TSR products.


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Monday, November 19, 2012